Bonne fête de la Bastille!
Okay, I’m not actually making a speech here. They did not REALIZE they had a WORLD FAMOUS CELEBRITY in their midst. I went incognito. That must be why.
And, okay, this isn’t Bastille Day. It’s the Fête de la Rose in Plascassier.
But I don’t have that many pictures with the French flag on them, so…we’re working with what we have, all right?
Happy July 14th! Go eat something French to celebrate. And if you see any peasants: GIVE THEM CAKE.